running shit, medieval styles

Jenna: blow me like im henry the 8th
and you're gunnin' for the crown
Kristin: HAAAAAAAAAAA
Mairoid: hahahaha
Kristin: henry the 8th gave me the get out of head free card, babe
Jenna: hahaha
if by that you mean he said off with your head
then yes
you probs dont have to fellate him

springtime blondes in bloom

"I'd recommend you avoid highway 95"

"I don't even know what 95 is, babe"

(After living her full adult life no more than 15 minutes away from the Nation's largest highway artery)

Save the planet

I secretly have a soft spot for trees.

America runs on blondes

Who even goes to dunkin donuts anyway?

get out of head free card, babe.

Kristin: i love Costco SO hard
Mairead: haaha
Kristin: if you weren't in the pic, i'd date it exclusively
but only if you were no longer alive
and i'd only cheat on it whilst blackout
Mairead: With what, BJs? because i don't even count that as cheating

the one that got it all started

I judge how late it is, by the time of day

I will follow you into the dark.

Jenna: How am I alive?
Kristin: i lived with a BAC of .475
well
i died
but came back immedes