running shit, medieval styles

Jenna: blow me like im henry the 8th
and you're gunnin' for the crown
Kristin: HAAAAAAAAAAA
Mairoid: hahahaha
Kristin: henry the 8th gave me the get out of head free card, babe
Jenna: hahaha
if by that you mean he said off with your head
then yes
you probs dont have to fellate him

springtime blondes in bloom

"I'd recommend you avoid highway 95"

"I don't even know what 95 is, babe"

(After living her full adult life no more than 15 minutes away from the Nation's largest highway artery)